How I see It

New York, New York

Bill Of NON Rights

ARTICLE I: 
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. 
More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.


ARTICLE II: 
You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and 
that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always
will be.


ARTICLE III: 
You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
independently wealthy..


ARTICLE IV: 
You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable 
people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing 
weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who 
achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch
potatoes ...


ARTICLE V: 
You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks 
of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: 
You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, 
intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see 
you fry in the electric chair.


ARTICLE VII: 
You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce 
away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get
together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big
screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: 
You do not have the right to a job. All of us, sure, want you to have a job, and will 
gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the 
opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)


ARTICLE IX: 
You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the 
right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered 
by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the 
Bill of Rights.


ARTICLE X: 
This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)


ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom 
to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The 
phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,

TOUGH!

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